Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
