Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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