he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she pinky promised me she was 18
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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