I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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