I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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