You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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