After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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