so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Enjoy the penises
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