she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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