Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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