weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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