Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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