i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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