Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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