i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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