I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He is an equal opportunity slut.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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