windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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