your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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