Fuck appropriateness.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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