every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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