By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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