Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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