? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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