piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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