if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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