whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I want you more than these girls want KFC
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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