I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
whose parrot is this?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
