No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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