either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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