I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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