I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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