yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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