Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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