I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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