Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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