Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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