She announced her abortion via fbk
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I supernannyed him into submission
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
