He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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