Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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