i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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