So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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