I'm drive I can fine osifer
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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