that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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