Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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