my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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