So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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