So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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