I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I feel like abortions should bother me more
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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