Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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