she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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